Rafa defeats RRBC to win 5th RG title

I’m too emotional to write in a coherent manner, so I’ll let Rudyard Kipling do the talking, with a line from my favourite poem; “If you can fill the unforgiving minute With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run – Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it, And—which is more—you’ll be a Man my [...]

Hotness of the Week: Marat Safin

Yes, ladies, it’s that time again. HotW is back, and this week our subject is Marat Safin. Where do I start? Check out that smile! Maratski workin a hood like only he could, his eyes are making me melt Look. At. That. Body Marat is a former World Number One, and he is delicious He’s a [...]

Hotness of the Week Chicks Edition; Flavia Pennetta

So, anyone who reads HSM regularly, or follows me on Twitter, will know that I have a total girlcrush on Miss Flavia Pennetta, or Bella Flavia, as I like to call her. For starters, she has amazing legs She just embodies typical Italian beauty and grace Her smile makes my heart all fluttery, and she’s [...]

Hotness of the Week, chicks edition #1

We here at HSM pride ourselves on being great believers in equality. A fair few of our HSM readers are dudes, so, this post is for them. Our very first HotW chick subject is Ana Ivanovic. She is blazing hot For someone so shy and dorky, she does “come hither” eyes pretty well The girl [...]

*Insert Miami Vice Joke Here*

Thank you Miami! Nando in a Jet-Sky. Nando Shirtless. Just one thing. Can he please just shave? Jills can you find him and tell him something about this situation? Anyway…. Nando Pic Spam Alert!!! He was so made for this. Sigh. That smile <3 Tom Cruise in Risky Business or Don Johnson in Miami Vice? You guys make [...]

Just Because I Can.

I was going to add them to the post down there, but this deserve there own post. Why? Because is Gonzo. He’s looking adorable and awesome like always. Gonzantic Pic Spam Alert!!! Did I mentioned that I love him? Le Sigh.

Hotness Of The Week: Feliciano Lopez

Well, well. Look what we have here: another Hottie of the Week. Emma did one on Friday. Today is Monday so this is a new week. We did one of Nando, so of course the next one was going to be Feli. It’s kind of impossible to keep those two apart.   Feli Lopez: The Prettiest Man on the [...]

Hotness of the Week: Fernando Verdasco

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it’s that time again. Time for Hotness of the Week. This week’s choice is one Fernando Verdasco Carmona. And he is one hot motherfucker. He’s sexy when he’s being all fierce He’s delicious when he’s being a thespian dahhling (or trying to) He makes me give out *high pitched squeals* when he’s being [...]

Things That Made Stoogle Happy

Yeah, yeah we’ve been lazy. I did post the Nando CK thing and the Gypsy vid. Well I was really busy and couldn’t post as much as I wanted to. I did keep up with the tennis news and was really happy with some of the results. There where 2 guys that made me really [...]

OMFG!!!

That’s all I have to say. The whole Calvin Klein add featuring Nando. I’m just speachless. Warning NSFW. I recomend that wait til you get home. Then get some wine, candles and enjoy.

Is Finally Here!!!

I’m not going to write a critique about the song, is like whatevs. I really don’t freaking care. All I care is about how hot Rafa looks. *fangirling* Shaki is smart and fucking lucky. Sigh.

Shakira’s new music vid, now with extra added Nadal, for our viewing pleasure

El sigho. Shakira Shakira is a lucky bitch. So, unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’ll have heard that Rafa is to appear in the Colombian star’s new video for her upcoming single, Gypsy. I for one love Shakira, and also think she’s a slammin hottie. But man, her crush on the Rafa is [...]

Yes Nando, Your Fans Like It.

Oh, yes we do. The posting has been almost none existent this week. The vitches are having a big AO hangover. Yes, there has been tennis going on. There’s always tennis going on. So there be a post about tomorrow’s finals and well I really don’t care about Fed Cup. So I will ignore it. [...]

Holy FeVer!

I think that’s all I got. Nando’s new Calvin Klein ad. I think, I need a cold shower. Can he play just wearing that? *dies* Updated: ( For more pics check out  Down The Line )

Sorry Feli. Ferru Does It Better.

Johannesburg is this week.  Of course they had the obligatory Tennis player holding a lion cub pic. It was Feli’s turn this year. Why do I get the feeling that Feli is not enjoying this? He totally looks like I did when I was 12 and went to Orlando. My mom wanted me to take pictures with [...]