*Insert Miami Vice Joke Here*

Thank you Miami! Nando in a Jet-Sky. Nando Shirtless. Just one thing. Can he please just shave? Jills can you find him and tell him something about this situation? Anyway…. Nando Pic Spam Alert!!! He was so made for this. Sigh. That smile <3 Tom Cruise in Risky Business or Don Johnson in Miami Vice? You guys make [...]

Just Because I Can.

I was going to add them to the post down there, but this deserve there own post. Why? Because is Gonzo. He’s looking adorable and awesome like always. Gonzantic Pic Spam Alert!!! Did I mentioned that I love him? Le Sigh.

Don’t. Make. Me. Like. Him!!!!! *Pouts*

So one the awesome things about Miami is all the media stuff the players do.  There’s the players party and bunch of other stuff. Like Ana and Rafa golfing, Muzz and Vee playing tennis in some street on top of some SUV. One of the staples of the Miami promos? The players swimming with dolphins, like they [...]

Players Party: Full Of Fashion Don’ts and Media Whores.

The Sony Ericsson Open Players Party was last night a bunch of players attended and some people that I really don’t know who the fuck they are. Why do the photographers even bother? So I’m going to ignore the media whores and concentrate on the true stars of the party ( No, I’m not talking [...]

OMFG!!!

That’s all I have to say. The whole Calvin Klein add featuring Nando. I’m just speachless. Warning NSFW. I recomend that wait til you get home. Then get some wine, candles and enjoy.

Is Finally Here!!!

I’m not going to write a critique about the song, is like whatevs. I really don’t freaking care. All I care is about how hot Rafa looks. *fangirling* Shaki is smart and fucking lucky. Sigh.

Shakira’s new music vid, now with extra added Nadal, for our viewing pleasure

El sigho. Shakira Shakira is a lucky bitch. So, unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’ll have heard that Rafa is to appear in the Colombian star’s new video for her upcoming single, Gypsy. I for one love Shakira, and also think she’s a slammin hottie. But man, her crush on the Rafa is [...]

Yes Nando, Your Fans Like It.

Oh, yes we do. The posting has been almost none existent this week. The vitches are having a big AO hangover. Yes, there has been tennis going on. There’s always tennis going on. So there be a post about tomorrow’s finals and well I really don’t care about Fed Cup. So I will ignore it. [...]

Holy FeVer!

I think that’s all I got. Nando’s new Calvin Klein ad. I think, I need a cold shower. Can he play just wearing that? *dies* Updated: ( For more pics check out  Down The Line )

Knee Watch 2010

First of all Rafa fans need to take a chill pill. Repeat after me: Everything is going to be fine.  We don’t give a fuck about his ranking, only his health. Rafa will be out for 4 weeks , thanks to a hamstring injury in his right knee, so it’s not that bad. According to his [...]

Air Brush Much

So I’m bored, was surfing the net and I find this: Rafa’s latest Babolat ad. Rafa looks totally cute. I just get a feeling that something is not right with this pic. Is it me or Rafa looks super thin? Like Gilles thin. What do you guys think?

Evgeny Play Tennis For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan

Well, WTF. Evgeny Korolev (aka Baby Marat) is not “Russian” anymore. As of 2010, he’s playing under the banner of Kazakhstan. The country bought Evgeny. I don’t know how much they paid, but it was probably a bargain. I still think Evgeny will do good things in the future, and Russia doesn’t have the best [...]

Watching The Competition

Eyes on the prize, baby. You’ll be  missed, Younes. Much love.

Kiri’s Even Nice To Weird Dudes!

Kiri’s in Auckland this week, and here’s an adorbs interview. To be honest I don’t blame the guy. I would be that bummed too if I was him. So cute how she let the guy down easy. She’s probably had to do it a million times. We need more videos like this in the world. [...]

The Adventures of Vika and Caro

First of all, if anyone who happens to read this doesn’t follow @vika7 and @CaroWozniacki on Twitter, you REALLY need to. I wasn’t even a Caro fan before she started engaging with us fans on Twitter, and I’ve been converted to Caro fandom just like that. A lot of people have been converted to Vika [...]