Bepa Loses Her Shit

Nothing new about that. None of the vitches have been following the Charlton tourney. Personally I hate green clay or as I like to call it “fungus clay”.  Anyway I’m going to post this because is hilarious. Bepa having a break down is always funny. Oh yeah, Sam Stousor won the whole thing for those who [...]

The Return Of The King

I will start saying: Fucking Finally!!! Rafa won a 6 straight Monte Carlo tittle making history (he’s the first man to win the same tourney 6 straights times in the Open era).  Rafa also ended the torturous 11 month tittle drought. If you guys follow me on twitter well you know that I always thought [...]

Marathon Practice

Thanks to my lovely tweeps, I knew that Rafa was practicing at 5:30 today. I didn’t know which court, but I figured it was a 50/50 shot between the two most popular practice courts. I kinda got lucky with guessing right. He and Sam practiced for over 2 hours. Of course I watched the whole [...]

“I’m Your Biggest Fan, I’ll Follow You Until…”

You know how the rest of the song goes. Gilles and Feli practiced on Wednesday and it was basically my dream. Actually Gilles/Nando is my dream but this is pretty close. Feli always chooses the best people to practice with- the man’s got taste. One of the best parts about this practice is that Lady [...]

Wednesday Randomness

Just trying to catch up so I can post some Rafa and Nole stuff. Here are some pics from yesterday. (The only match I watched yesterday was Jeremy-Mario, and well, I didn’t take any pics bc I was up at the 400 level. I pretty much make it a rule to never go in the [...]

Croat Heaven

Marin and Goran were some of the first people I saw when I arrived. He practiced twice on Tuesday. Somewhere inbetween the 2 practices I fell in love with Marin’s brother. He seems so adorbs. He was smiling most of the time and helping out with the balls and stuff. When Goran and Marin went [...]

More Tuesday Randomness

Guess who? OK, there should be some rule that if you’re a hairy skinny white dude, you shouldn’t be shirtless next to Feli. It doesn’t work. Thank you, Janko. You give the girls what they want. I salute you. However, did you really have to practice with Lames Blake? I mean it’s kind of a [...]

Day 1 Randomness

I’m about to leave for the day, but here’s a couple pictures from around the grounds. Now the I’m caught up on my sleep I’ll do more tonight! The first person I saw, Gonzo, yay! Way hotter in person, and I don’t say that about just anyone Sven was seemingly everywhere. Well, he is God [...]

The Exo I Almost Missed…

…and that everyone else really did miss. Because there weren’t very many people there. For some reason I thought the Glam. Set. Match exo with Ana, Nole, Mel B, and Jay Sean was going to be at night, like around 7PM. I was watching Jo (he practiced forever) and I just happened to overhear someone [...]

Miami. It’s Finally Here. Finally.

So for anyone who doesn’t follow me (or Stella, or Emma, or Aleksa, or Ana, or lots of other people) on Twitter, here’s a well-known fact… I’m going to Miami in like 8 hours or something, yay!!! I’m going to try my hardest to post from the tournament, unless something really weird happens with internet connection [...]

Indian Wells Final, aka what the actual fuck is going on?

WHAT THE FUCK? Ivan Ljubicic of Croatia defeated American Andy Roddick 7-6, 7-6 yesterday to win his first Masters 1000 trophy. They guys at the net. I must say, I thought RAndy’s runner up speech was pretty classy. Does he think Federer’s standing behind him or something? /snark I’m only taking the piss. I flove RAndy. [...]

The Consolation Prize

There was some light at the end of the tunnel. The doubles final. Rafa and Marc! beat The #1 Doubles team Nenad Zimonjic and Daniel Nestor. It was a really good final. Especially that first set and the TB. I did enjoy the little cock fight in the TB. So here’s what went on according to reports. Apparently Nenad [...]

Rafa Fucked It Up. Sigh.

Well everyone knows what happened. Sigh. I will say this: Welcome to the shit list Mr. Clean. I know the old man played great. He beat Nole and Rafa that’s pretty amazing. Still pissed at him because Rafa and Nole are part of my stable of players and I’m not even mentioning Pico. What can I say [...]

IW OOP: Sunday, March 21, 2010.

STADIUM 1 start 12:00 noon [6] J Jankovic (SRB) vs [2] C Wozniacki (DEN) – WTA SINGLES FINAL Not Before 2:00 PM [7] A Roddick (USA) vs [20] I Ljubicic (CRO) – ATP SINGLES FINAL

IW OOP: Saturday, March 20, 2010

STADIUM 1 start 12:00 noon [3] R Nadal (ESP) vs [20] I Ljubicic (CRO) – ATP [6] R Soderling (SWE) vs [7] A Roddick (USA)- ATP Not Before 3:30 PM [3] N Petrova (RUS) / S Stosur (AUS) vs Peschke (CZE) / K Srebotnik (SLO) – WTA DOUBLES FINAL Not Before 5:00 PM [1] D Nestor (CAN) [...]