Ana Meets The RBC

I’ve really got nothing much to say, lol. These pictures are for Parker and Curt. I only saw her practicing once. Better late than never posting these I watched for about 10 minutes and then T-Berd and Robin came in, so I was psyched about that. Loved watching them practice until the damn rain ruined [...]

Hotness of the Week, chicks edition #1

We here at HSM pride ourselves on being great believers in equality. A fair few of our HSM readers are dudes, so, this post is for them. Our very first HotW chick subject is Ana Ivanovic. She is blazing hot For someone so shy and dorky, she does “come hither” eyes pretty well The girl [...]

The Exo I Almost Missed…

…and that everyone else really did miss. Because there weren’t very many people there. For some reason I thought the Glam. Set. Match exo with Ana, Nole, Mel B, and Jay Sean was going to be at night, like around 7PM. I was watching Jo (he practiced forever) and I just happened to overhear someone [...]

Windy Conditions = WTF results?

Hey look: a post about Indian Wells. There were good results, bad results and results that make you go WTF is going on? The wind was going on. It looked so windy yesterday.  Some players where able to deal with it; some weren’t. Let’s start with the good results, shall we? Nando beat some guy [...]

All Fashion Police units to IW please

It’s IW time, bitches!!! Last night saw the BNP Paribas Open Player’s Party. Here are some of our fave examples of the “fashion” on show. Oh, Rafa. Your horrific fashion sense is utterly endearing If any other player wore this, I’d give them shit for being mumsy. But I love Kim, and she really is [...]

Australian Open: Day 4

Another day done and dusted. There were a couple of “upsets”. Well they’re not really upsets, but I’m upset about it. So, I’m going to get the bad things out of the way first. FFS, Ferru. What I’m going to do with you? You where up 2 sets to none. Then you go all headcasey [...]

Anita Takes To The Practice Courts

Some cute hot thing that likes to fist pump and giggle a lot has taken to the Melbourne Park practice courts.  Since we like to throw a bone to the fanboys: Ana Pic Spam Alert!!! Gorgeous smile. Sven!!!! Worship him, bitches!! That’s it Anita, work on that backhand. Also, work on that ball toss. Okay, thanks. I [...]

Yeah, Yeah. You Get Your Dream Final.

I expected so much more from this match, but this IS the WTA after all. The match was crap. Crap, I tell you. Anita played like shit, and so did JuJu. The small moments of brilliance from Juju won her the match. The “OMFG I’m playing Justine Henin” virus that Ana had was another big factor. [...]

Fist Pumps For Everybody

Look who won in straight sets. This girl. The best I’ve seen Anita play in a long, long time. The first serve was great, the forehand and the slice were working. Well, until she was serving for the match. She was up 5-3 in the second, then the nerves started to kick in. Pavs broke [...]

Brisbane and Auckland WTA: Results and OOP

Brisbane: The women’s QF line-up was completed, featuring Justine continuing to impress and Pavs nearly giving me a heart attack. Pavs was baguette’d in the first set by Vinci, but came back to win in 3. Full Brisbane Results: Wednesday, January 6, 2010 Singles – Second Round (4) Daniela Hantuchova (SVK) d. Agnes Szavay (HUN) [...]

Kim Serves Up A Bagel

Another day of play is over in Brisbane. On the WTA side, Kim keeps kicking ass and giving out baked products. She beat Alicia Molik 6-0, 6-3 and she’s looking good for the AO. Anita played the evening session. The bad news: her ball toss is still crap. The good news: she beat Timea Bacsinszky in 3 [...]

Thanks for the Gift, Jelena

Well, talk about a craptastic match. Anita beat Dokic in 3 sets of horrific tennis. The score was 7-5, 1-6, 6-3 with 11 DFs from Dokic, including set point in the first set. I’m doing a quick post because I simply need to vent. I always try to be positive about my faves, but this is [...]