Compatriots battle it out, thrice

  Vamos! HSM fave JCF defeated his fellow Armada man Ferru, 5-7, 6-4, 6-3 in the final of the 2010 Copa Telmex event. It was Juanqui’s 2nd title victory in two weeks, so good for you, chico. Tough break for Ferru. We love him too.   Meanwhile, the Samurai defeated his compatriot Tree in the Memphis final, [...]

Heineken Open: Hotness Killers Meet In The Final

No, I’m not saying Kohls is hot. No way! That also includes Montanes, the guy is a Spanish fug. The semifinals at the tournament formerly known as the Hotness Open were played. The final is set; Hagrid (new nick alert) will meet Frenchie Clement and his awesome bandanas in the final. Hagrid beat Montanes, 62 76(5). While Clement [...]

You Win Some, You Lose Some

Well, at least things went half my way. In the men’s side of the Sydney tournament, perennial underachievers Marcos and Richie had great wins against Lleyton and Potito. Richie been in great form these last few weeks, and thank the tennis gods for that. I was a bit surprised that Marcos topped #4 seed Lleyton [...]

Heineken Open: Tree Kills The Last Hotness

This is the moment I stopped caring about the Heineken Open. Well, kind of. Tree beat top seed Tommy in 3 sets, 76(5) 36 64. It kind of pisses me of that Tommy was up a break in that first set. He could have won it in straights. Whatevs. You still got those Gold Diamond [...]

If The AO Is Half This Crazy, Buckle Up

Thursday’s play (or in some cases, lack of play) in Sydney was full of more drama and upsets. Stan had to withdraw from his match against Julien because of a neck strain. Feli wasn’t able to play dubs because his partner, Jonathan Erlich had a “right rib” problem. Poor Feli, he’s not going to be [...]

Heineken Open: The Day The Hotness Died

Today at the Heineken Open there was a hotness massacre. I’m really close to not caring about this tournament anymore. Let’s start. The first victim was Juanqui. I think this was the worse of all. He didn’t even get to play a whole set.  At 3-1, he fell and sprained his right ankle and was forced to retire. [...]

Dina actually beats a Top Tenner; Sydney results

Well, would ya look at that. Dinara won a match against A-Rad earlier today, in what can best be described as a typical WTA shitfest. Dina’s serve was woeful, Aga served for the first set three times and failed everytime, and Radwanska’s attempts volleys were increasingly embarrassing.  On a positive note, Dinara hit a few clean winners, [...]

Some Brazilian Hotness, While We Wait For The Spanish Ones.

The Heineken Open has started in Auckland, New Zealand.  The top 4 seeds are Spanish players Ferru, Tommy, Ferrero and Almagro. That’s some Spanish hotness right there. Well except Almagro, aka Judas, but 3 out 4 is not bad. Not bad at all. Pico and Jezza will make up for that Spanish Fail. What was I saying? Oh, [...]

You’re Forgiven, Richie.

For killing some hotness. It wasn’t your fault, it was the draw’s fault. Richie beat Feli in the first round of the Medibank International in Sydney, Australia. The score was 61 64. Richie was incredible and Feli was still vacationing. I love you Feli, but it looked like you didn’t practice at all during the off season. That [...]

Champions Defense

Two ATP singles finals were played today. In Brisbane,  Dick beat defending champion Steps in 2 close sets that finished in TBs, 7-6 (2), 7-6 (7). Good for Dick. I’m totally preparing myself for the ESPN commies hype regarding Dick during the AO *ahem PMac*. Moving along. The other ATP final was the one in [...]

No All-Czech Final. Me Sad.

There were other matches in Brisbane besides the WTA  final. The ATP semi-finals were played. Steps wiped the court with LaMonf- like he needed help with that. The dude is always on the floor. In the other semi-final Dick beat Berdy and I’m totally pissed about it. I wanted some Czech bromance in the final [...]

Janko and Stan, and Stan’s pornstar tash advance in Chennai

So HSM fave Janko has made it through to the semis in Chennai, after defeating Thiemo de Bakker 7-5, 7-5. Philosophical delight Tipsy was on blistering form. His sunnies were totally fug though, annoying fangirls worldwide. Anyways, it’s awesome to see Serbian hottie going deep in a tourney. He will play giant killer Marin Cilic [...]

Another Dream Final

Well, not really- if you’re the Doha organizers. Most people wanted and expected a Fedal final, but it’s not going to happen. Thanks to this guy: 100% first service in the first set? WTF!? Amazing! Just Amazing! We will have another post about this match later (aka a glowing post). So stay tuned. Kolya will play [...]

Yeah, Yeah. You Get Your Dream Final.

I expected so much more from this match, but this IS the WTA after all. The match was crap. Crap, I tell you. Anita played like shit, and so did JuJu. The small moments of brilliance from Juju won her the match. The “OMFG I’m playing Justine Henin” virus that Ana had was another big factor. [...]

Buzz Kill

LOL! The semi-finals are set up in Doha. Ernie pushed  Fed to 3 sets of weird tennis. Fed played like crap and still won, enough said. Fed will play Kolya  for a spot in the final. Thanks for giving me hope,dude. Pfffff. Rafa beat Lady Darcis (props to Neil) via retirement. Rafa won the first [...]