Fedouche defeats Muzz for 16th slam

OK, I’mma make this quick and painless. Much like the match. Except the match fucking sucked. TMD won the Aussie Open final 6-3, 6-4, 7-6. He beat Britain’s finest, MAndy in the final, who had 5 set points in the 3rd set. Poor Muzz was upset. He was also bringing the LOLz; “I can cry [...]

Suck it, Haley Joel. ReRe retains her title.

Serena Williams def. Justine Henin, 6-4, 3-6, 6-2. How’d ya like them apples, bitch? Haley Joel reaffirmed my notion that Kimmy is the awesomest Belgian awesomer that ever did awesome when she was beaten by ReRe in the AO final. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m no ReRe fan, I just prefer a bitch with [...]

Go Muzz!!!!

The men’s final is set up *drum roll* Fedouche vs. Muzz Can Fed stop being in slam finals? It’s like totally killing the joy of tennis for me and many people that I know. Well except for those that worship at his altar. By now we all know that Muzz beat Cilic in 4 and [...]

The Battle For The Real #1?

The AO Women’s final is all set up. *drum roll* Serena vs. Justine! What is it with the ReRe screaming pics? This was the least scary that I found. ReRe beat Nails is two TB sets. Nails, you kind of suck in TBs. It wasn’t a easy match for Serena but we all know how [...]

I’m Pissed

So everyone I wanted to win last night lost. So I’m going to be real here. I don’t give a fuck who wins the AO now. All I know is that there’s one douche that I don’t want to win . I don’t even have to mention his name, we all know who it is. [...]

Fuck you, tennis Gods.

In what started out as a great match, with amazing tennis from both men, we ended up with a fucking slap in the face from the tennis Gods and Rafa’s knees. El sigho. They both played so well, the standard of tennis was awesome and both came up with amazing shots. Until at 1-1 in [...]

Aussie Open Day 8 Dudes results. The day the hotness died.

Well, overall, that fucking sucked. Good job, photog. HSM fave and DBO provider Nando lost another epic five setter, this time to the ultimate boner killer…. Damn you Kolya. Why ya gotta play us HSM ladies like that? Stop beating our faves ya tool! (Although we do love your missus. Irina pwns everyone.) Nando fought [...]

Aussie Open Day 7 results

There were a lot of great matches at Melbourne Park on Sunday, with Rafa, RAndy, Gonzo, Muzz, Elf, Haley Joel Henin, MaKiri and Dina all in action. This cutie is in great form. Defending champion and HSM fave Rafa Nadal made it through to the quarters with a solid 6-4, 4-6,6-4, 6-4 win over Ivo [...]

Australian Open: Day 6

Even with the presence of Jo, Nando, Nole, “Hasi,” and Pico, things were pretty damn boring today at the AO. I tried to resist this sentiment, but in the end it was true. For starters, top seeds Fed, Venus, Serena and Caro all won in straights. And there were no upsets today at all. The day [...]

Australian Open Day 5: WTA

I will start with a tweet from the Queen Vitch, Jills: “I can’t wait until tennis starts. I’m going to be cheering for upsets all night. UPSETS. Chaos, drama and disaster ftw.” Someone got their wish. You ask all that and WTA shall provide.  Let’s start because there was a ton of drama today and [...]

Australian Open Day 5: ATP

I decided to do two separate posts today because there is too much to process. I’ll post about the WTA later. Today on the ATP side there were  upsets, five setters and scares. It looks like he’s waiting for a kiss. So cute. Well the day started with Feli vs Dick. Feli was playing really well [...]

The Most Exciting Thing In Fed’s Match

Well it seems like it. I didn’t see the match. I’m no Fed fan that’s not a secret.  I’m not  going to wake up at an ungodly hour to see Fed spank some poor soul. I only do that with Rafa.  I wake up, start to check the web  really fast looking for pics of [...]

Australian Open: Day 4

Another day done and dusted. There were a couple of “upsets”. Well they’re not really upsets, but I’m upset about it. So, I’m going to get the bad things out of the way first. FFS, Ferru. What I’m going to do with you? You where up 2 sets to none. Then you go all headcasey [...]

Australian Open: Day 3

Yeah, I know we didn’t do a post about day 2. Sorry about that, but nothing exciting really happened. Fed lost a set to Igor and the commies thought it was the end of the world. Serena beat URad to the ground. So, let’s see what happened in day 3. Today it was a really [...]

Get In Line, Honey.

I needed to post this vid. Rafa being Rafadorable, I couldn’t resist.  Enjoy.