Go Muzz!!!!

The men’s final is set up *drum roll* Fedouche vs. Muzz Can Fed stop being in slam finals? It’s like totally killing the joy of tennis for me and many people that I know. Well except for those that worship at his altar. By now we all know that Muzz beat Cilic in 4 and [...]

The Battle For The Real #1?

The AO Women’s final is all set up. *drum roll* Serena vs. Justine! What is it with the ReRe screaming pics? This was the least scary that I found. ReRe beat Nails is two TB sets. Nails, you kind of suck in TBs. It wasn’t a easy match for Serena but we all know how [...]

I’m Pissed

So everyone I wanted to win last night lost. So I’m going to be real here. I don’t give a fuck who wins the AO now. All I know is that there’s one douche that I don’t want to win . I don’t even have to mention his name, we all know who it is. [...]

Australian Open Day 5: WTA

I will start with a tweet from the Queen Vitch, Jills: “I can’t wait until tennis starts. I’m going to be cheering for upsets all night. UPSETS. Chaos, drama and disaster ftw.” Someone got their wish. You ask all that and WTA shall provide.  Let’s start because there was a ton of drama today and [...]

Australian Open Day 5: ATP

I decided to do two separate posts today because there is too much to process. I’ll post about the WTA later. Today on the ATP side there were  upsets, five setters and scares. It looks like he’s waiting for a kiss. So cute. Well the day started with Feli vs Dick. Feli was playing really well [...]

Australian Open: Day 4

Another day done and dusted. There were a couple of “upsets”. Well they’re not really upsets, but I’m upset about it. So, I’m going to get the bad things out of the way first. FFS, Ferru. What I’m going to do with you? You where up 2 sets to none. Then you go all headcasey [...]

Australian Open: Day 3

Yeah, I know we didn’t do a post about day 2. Sorry about that, but nothing exciting really happened. Fed lost a set to Igor and the commies thought it was the end of the world. Serena beat URad to the ground. So, let’s see what happened in day 3. Today it was a really [...]

Lena kicks ReRe’s injured ass to defend Sydney title

Well now, that’s just awesome! Elena Dementieva heavily defeated World #1 Serena Williams 6-3, 6-2 earlier today to successfully defend her Sydney title. The match was pretty interesting. One of the standouts in my opinion was Lena’s serve. Every tennis fan worth their salt knows that it’s normally a load of bollocks, but today, it was consistently [...]

You Win Some, You Lose Some

Well, at least things went half my way. In the men’s side of the Sydney tournament, perennial underachievers Marcos and Richie had great wins against Lleyton and Potito. Richie been in great form these last few weeks, and thank the tennis gods for that. I was a bit surprised that Marcos topped #4 seed Lleyton [...]

Anita Takes To The Practice Courts

Some cute hot thing that likes to fist pump and giggle a lot has taken to the Melbourne Park practice courts.  Since we like to throw a bone to the fanboys: Ana Pic Spam Alert!!! Gorgeous smile. Sven!!!! Worship him, bitches!! That’s it Anita, work on that backhand. Also, work on that ball toss. Okay, thanks. I [...]

Kooyong: Aboriginal Word For “Heaven”

OK I just made that up. But it *could* be true. Regardless, Kooyong is just full of sexy this week. Day 1 kicked off with all the matches going exactly how I wanted them to. Delpo took out Ljuby 6-3 6-3. Nole got revenge for Halle and Wimbly by beating Tommy 6-2 6-3. I really [...]

If The AO Is Half This Crazy, Buckle Up

Thursday’s play (or in some cases, lack of play) in Sydney was full of more drama and upsets. Stan had to withdraw from his match against Julien because of a neck strain. Feli wasn’t able to play dubs because his partner, Jonathan Erlich had a “right rib” problem. Poor Feli, he’s not going to be [...]

The Defending Champ

Rafa has finally been spotted on the Melbourne Park practice courts.  He’s looking mighty fine in red. I hope his game is looking as good. Rafa pic spam alert!!! I always love these kind of pics. It’s a ball people. It’s just a ball. Even with the sleeves we get some arm porn. Yum. That smile. [...]

Kooyong Makes Room For More Hotness

Or fug-ness, depending on your preference. Hey, I’m just glad it’s not Fed. Muzz is playing Kooyong on Thursday in a special exhibition match, which is not included in the regular draw. Who he’ll be playing is unknown at the moment. Hey, why not. The more the merrier. I’m feeling very generous towards Andy at [...]

Kooyong lineup = made of win.

Grab a fresh pair of knickers ladies, cos here comes the moment we’ve been waiting for the return of Jo, Nole and Nando to the courts. I love how Nole has his hands on his package in that pic, cos if I was in that pic, that’s probably where my hands would be as well. We’re [...]