Hotness of the Week: Marat Safin

Yes, ladies, it’s that time again. HotW is back, and this week our subject is Marat Safin. Where do I start? Check out that smile! Maratski workin a hood like only he could, his eyes are making me melt Look. At. That. Body Marat is a former World Number One, and he is delicious He’s a [...]

Hotness of the Week Chicks Edition; Flavia Pennetta

So, anyone who reads HSM regularly, or follows me on Twitter, will know that I have a total girlcrush on Miss Flavia Pennetta, or Bella Flavia, as I like to call her. For starters, she has amazing legs She just embodies typical Italian beauty and grace Her smile makes my heart all fluttery, and she’s [...]

Hotness of the Week: Fernando Verdasco

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it’s that time again. Time for Hotness of the Week. This week’s choice is one Fernando Verdasco Carmona. And he is one hot motherfucker. He’s sexy when he’s being all fierce He’s delicious when he’s being a thespian dahhling (or trying to) He makes me give out *high pitched squeals* when he’s being [...]

Well. Fuck me. Literally. Please?

This doesn’t require explanation, or feeble attempts at wit by me; I would hit that so hard. Scuse me while I go have Emma time. Thanks to the awesome donkeygrooming for sending this along.

Shakira’s new music vid, now with extra added Nadal, for our viewing pleasure

El sigho. Shakira Shakira is a lucky bitch. So, unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’ll have heard that Rafa is to appear in the Colombian star’s new video for her upcoming single, Gypsy. I for one love Shakira, and also think she’s a slammin hottie. But man, her crush on the Rafa is [...]

Work it, papi!

Rafa’s uncle, the also delicious Miguel Angel Nadal, is taking part in the Spanish version of Dancing with the Stars. Dude can’t exactly dance, but dayum I enjoy watching him try. He is fit as fuck, in both manners of speaking. Dude, look at the way he moves with her. I would. I would repeatedly [...]

Jills’ Happy Place

I can’t stop smiling. I’m so proud of Jeremy right now. After having a crappy start to the week in Brisbane by losing to Falla in straight sets, Jeremy and his partner Marc Gicquel took home the doubles title! Badassery! /fangirl squeee! They beat some pretty solid teams, too. Check out the line-up of teams [...]

Flavs Blasts Past Franny, Wicky Downs Shahar

The semi finals of the ASB Classic in Auckland took place Friday, with HSM fave Flavia Pennetta taking on her bestie Francesca Schiavone and USO semifinalist Yanina Wickmayer taking on the much maligned Shahar Peer. In the first match of the day, Wicky took on Shahar Peer. It was an odd match, with both ladies playing well, but never at [...]