Indian Wells Final, aka what the actual fuck is going on?

WHAT THE FUCK? Ivan Ljubicic of Croatia defeated American Andy Roddick 7-6, 7-6 yesterday to win his first Masters 1000 trophy. They guys at the net. I must say, I thought RAndy’s runner up speech was pretty classy. Does he think Federer’s standing behind him or something? /snark I’m only taking the piss. I flove RAndy. [...]

JJ kicks some bland butt to win her maiden IW title

Well, I am a very happy Vitch this evening. It’s no secret that I’m a Jelena Jankovic KAD, and bitch got shit done today, defeating Denmark’s Caroline Wozniacki 6-2,6-4 to win the BNP Paribas Open. Le sigh. I love seeing her happy like that. Anyways, she really played a great match. Her groundstrokes were awesome [...]

Rafa Hasn’t Fucked It Up. Yet.

I’m such a positive KAD sometimes, right? I blame it on 2009. It left me broken. That’s all I’m going to say. I think the other Rafa KADs get my point. IW is slowing down and we are seeing the last few matches. The ladies semi-finals are set and we have one of the men’s semi-finals [...]

IW Monday OOP

ORDER OF PLAY – MONDAY, MARCH 15, 2010 STADIUM 1 start 12:00 noon [25] P Kohlschreiber (GER) vs [2] N Djokovic (SRB) – ATP Not Before 1:00 PM M Ancic (CRO) vs [3] R Nadal (ESP) – ATP Not Before 4:00 PM S Errani (ITA) vs [6] J Jankovic (SRB) – WTA [1] D Nestor [...]

Masha, Monfils out; TMD, Blahroline through

Yeah. So yesterday at IW was pretty much total fail. HSM faves Masha, Evgeny, Ferru, Monfils, MaKiri and Bally (among others) were all knocked out. While douchenags that we’re not toofond of gave us all hope by losing sets only to come back and win. Yeah, I am talking about you know who. Masha lost to [...]

All Fashion Police units to IW please

It’s IW time, bitches!!! Last night saw the BNP Paribas Open Player’s Party. Here are some of our fave examples of the “fashion” on show. Oh, Rafa. Your horrific fashion sense is utterly endearing If any other player wore this, I’d give them shit for being mumsy. But I love Kim, and she really is [...]

Hit for Haiti – part deux announced

For a sport that has a reputation for being elitist, Tennis sure does do a lot of good in the world of charity. In what can be filed under “pure awesome win”, it has been announced that Rafa Nadal and André Agassi will take on TMD and his equally douchey “GOAT” predecessor, Pete Sampras, in a doubles match [...]