I’m Pissed

So everyone I wanted to win last night lost. So I’m going to be real here. I don’t give a fuck who wins the AO now. All I know is that there’s one douche that I don’t want to win . I don’t even have to mention his name, we all know who it is. [...]

Aussie Open Day 8 Dudes results. The day the hotness died.

Well, overall, that fucking sucked. Good job, photog. HSM fave and DBO provider Nando lost another epic five setter, this time to the ultimate boner killer…. Damn you Kolya. Why ya gotta play us HSM ladies like that? Stop beating our faves ya tool! (Although we do love your missus. Irina pwns everyone.) Nando fought [...]

Australian Open: Day 4

Another day done and dusted. There were a couple of “upsets”. Well they’re not really upsets, but I’m upset about it. So, I’m going to get the bad things out of the way first. FFS, Ferru. What I’m going to do with you? You where up 2 sets to none. Then you go all headcasey [...]

Kooyong lineup = made of win.

Grab a fresh pair of knickers ladies, cos here comes the moment we’ve been waiting for the return of Jo, Nole and Nando to the courts. I love how Nole has his hands on his package in that pic, cos if I was in that pic, that’s probably where my hands would be as well. We’re [...]

The Douche, The Boring And The Pretty.

Some players are already in Melbourne Park getting ready for the AO. Muzz, Blah, Charlie, Kolya and Jo had been spotted on the practice courts. Pic Spam Alert! Look who’s trying to be fun. Look a total bore and a total douche. A hot douche. Still on my shit list. Someone is trying to get a [...]