All Fashion Police units to IW please

It’s IW time, bitches!!! Last night saw the BNP Paribas Open Player’s Party. Here are some of our fave examples of the “fashion” on show. Oh, Rafa. Your horrific fashion sense is utterly endearing If any other player wore this, I’d give them shit for being mumsy. But I love Kim, and she really is [...]

Australian Open Day 5: WTA

I will start with a tweet from the Queen Vitch, Jills: “I can’t wait until tennis starts. I’m going to be cheering for upsets all night. UPSETS. Chaos, drama and disaster ftw.” Someone got their wish. You ask all that and WTA shall provide.  Let’s start because there was a ton of drama today and [...]

Australian Open: Day 3

Yeah, I know we didn’t do a post about day 2. Sorry about that, but nothing exciting really happened. Fed lost a set to Igor and the commies thought it was the end of the world. Serena beat URad to the ground. So, let’s see what happened in day 3. Today it was a really [...]

Oh, Well Fuck.

Justine has withdrawn from the Sydney International with an ”injured left leg.” She could have met Serena in the second round. I was already drooling at the possibility.  I’m so pissed, I guess I’ll just have to wait a while longer for that meeting. She does look like Haley Joel Osment, Emma.

The WTA Saviors

You know that’s what you’re going to hear everywhere. Just like old times. Kim and JuJu met in a final that makes you go all warm and fuzzy inside. It was 2 hours and 24 minutes of great tennis and momentum swings, that finished in a 3rd set TB with both ladies saving match points. [...]

Yeah, Yeah. You Get Your Dream Final.

I expected so much more from this match, but this IS the WTA after all. The match was crap. Crap, I tell you. Anita played like shit, and so did JuJu. The small moments of brilliance from Juju won her the match. The “OMFG I’m playing Justine Henin” virus that Ana had was another big factor. [...]

Fist Pumps For Everybody

Look who won in straight sets. This girl. The best I’ve seen Anita play in a long, long time. The first serve was great, the forehand and the slice were working. Well, until she was serving for the match. She was up 5-3 in the second, then the nerves started to kick in. Pavs broke [...]

Brisbane Results and OOP

The following are the results from Brisbane on Sunday Kimmy def. Garbin, 6-2, 6-1 Comeback Aussie Alicia def. Makarova, 6-4, 1-6, 6-4 Vania King def. Mama Bammer, 6-4, 6-1 Andrea Petkovic def. Iveta Benesova, 6-7, 6-2, 6-1 Melinda Czink def. Lucie Hradecká, 6-4, 3-6, 6-3 BarbZáhlCová def. Olga Govortsova, 6-4, 6-1. ___________________________________________________________________________________________   There was only [...]