Yesterday’s IW OOP was full of Fail. Well, that was until certain night match. I know, there was THE doubles match. The match that no one saw if you weren’t at the stadium. The tennis fans that wanted to watch from home couldn’t. Were they afraid of too much awesomeness? BTW, Rafa and Marc! won. Let’s continue.
We were tortured with Blah vs. Judas. We saw Blah being a total douche (no wonder him and John Mayer are best friends). The dude kept bitching so much that I was actually rooting for Judas. Respect your elders Blah. He kept asking for the line judge to be changed because he was too old and couldn’t see well, pfffff. I was just like STFU and play, asshole. I’m not even going to mention his ridiculous XXXXL clothes and his fat ass. There no pics of this match- take a hint TC. No one fucking cares about Lames Blah anymore. Here are some of the results. Yes, I chose pretty pics because I’m in a good mood. I wonder why?
Muzz beat Russell, 63 75. Yawn, moving on.
Dick beat de Bakker, 63 64. Zzzzzzzzzz.
I swear I tried to find a pretty pic of boring Stosur, this is what I got. Anyway, she took out defending champ Bepa,62 75. I’m so sad. NOT!
Adorable Jie and the only member of my WTA Tennis Pool team that’s alive beat Molik, 63 46 76(1). How do you say Come On in Chinese?
Caro beat Nadia, 63 36 60. Yes, that’s a bagel. Nadia went all headcasey. Just the usual stuff from her.
Is it me or Lena is being totally ignored? This was the only pic I found from her. She beat Rezai, 63 63. BTW, I think Lena might take the whole thing. But this is the WTA- predictions are useless.
Full Results: Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Men’s Singles – Third Round
[27] M Baghdatis (CYP) d [1] R Federer (SUI) 57 75 76(4) – saved 3 M.P.
[4] A Murray (GBR) d M Russell (USA) 63 75
[6] R Soderling (SWE) d [28] F Lopez (ESP) 76(3) 64
[7] A Roddick (USA) d T de Bakker (NED) 63 64
[9] J Tsonga (FRA) d [24] A Montanes (ESP) 46 63 63
[18] T Robredo (ESP) d D Sela (ISR) 63 60
[22] J Melzer (AUT) d S Greul (GER) w/o (illness)
N Almagro (ESP) d J Blake (USA) 64 36 63
Women’s Singles – Fourth Round
[2] C Wozniacki (DEN) d [16] N Petrova (RUS) 63 36 60
[4] E Dementieva (RUS) d [19] A Rezai (FRA) 63 63
[5] A Radwanska (POL) d [11] M Bartoli (FRA) 63 62
[6] J Jankovic (SRB) d [17] S Peer (ISR) 62 62
[8] S Stosur (AUS) d [12] V Zvonareva (RUS) 62 75
[28] M Martinez Sanchez (ESP) d [13] Y Wickmayer (BEL) 64 64
[18] J Zheng (CHN) d [WC] A Molik (AUS) 63 46 76(1)
[23] A Kleybanova (RUS) d C Suarez Navarro (ESP) 26 76(2) 64
Men’s Doubles – Second Round
[5] F Cermak (CZE) / M Mertinak (SVK) d T Bellucci (BRA) / P Cuevas (URU) w/o (Bellucci – back)
J Brunstrom (SWE) / J Rojer (AHO) d T Berdych (CZE) / P Kohlschreiber (GER) 63 46 10-4
[WC] M Lopez (ESP) / R Nadal (ESP) d F Lopez (ESP) / F Verdasco (ESP) 64 76(4)
J Isner (USA) / S Querrey (USA) d I Andreev (RUS) / E Korolev (KAZ) 75 67(5) 10-4
Women’s Doubles – Quarter-finals
Y Chan (TPE) / J Zheng (CHN) d [1] C Black (ZIM) / L Huber (USA) 76(5) 62
K Peschke (CZE) / K Srebotnik (SLO) d M Kirilenko (RUS) / A Radwanska (POL) 46 76(4) 10-5
No, I haven’t gone nuts. The night match deserves it’s own post. So stay tuned.
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Aww Franny, you do pure joy so fucking well
Italian BAMF Francesca Schiavone took out porridge in human form Blahroline in straights to become the first Italian chick in over 50 years to reach a Slam semi. Franny will now also reach the Top 10 for the first time in her career.
HeartSetMatch! 