Masha, Monfils out; TMD, Blahroline through

Yeah. So yesterday at IW was pretty much total fail. HSM faves Masha, Evgeny, Ferru, Monfils, MaKiri and Bally (among others) were all knocked out. While douchenags that we’re not toofond of gave us all hope by losing sets only to come back and win. Yeah, I am talking about you know who. Masha lost to [...]

Masha fierce, Queen Vee defends crown, Mariana pops title cherry

The WTA is batshit crazy. But I fucking love it! Masha fierce > Sasha fierce. FACT. HSM fave Sharapova crushed Sofia Arvidsson by 6-2, 6-1 in the Memphis final. Good times for Masha, who seemed to be on supreme form all week. She’s definitely on the up! Davai! Meanwhile, the classier Willaims sister, Queen Vee, defended [...]

Aussie Open: Day 1 (Fuck You Rain)

The AO kicked off today in strange fashion (and I’m not just referring to Masha’s dress). As opposed to the usual heat and sun we’re used to seeing on TV, Melbourne was rainy and chilly today. Many of the matches were cancelled, so the OOP will be insane tomorrow. I know that the AO has [...]

She works hard for the money…. so hard for it honey

Damn, girlfriend’s gettin paiiiiiiid. Fierce bitch and HSM fave Masha has just inked a new deal with mega sponsor Nike. Apparently, Masha will be with them for another 8 years and will be paid a reported $70 million USD. That’s $70m for eight years! Jeebus. That shit is loco. As Masha herself once said, “It’s never enough. [...]

The Head Bitch Returns To Melbourne

So good to see Masha back on the Melbourne Park practice courts. I missed her so much last year and was so sad that she wasn’t able to defend her title. She seems happy too. LOVE HER!!

Bitchfest Day 4: Team Yevgeny-Masha Wins

Today was the deciding day of Bitchfest aka the Hong Kong Tennis Classic, and Team Russia won. I guess it became a best 2 of 3 thing after Bepa withdrew. Pfft, whatever. I’m still pissed I didn’t get my Vika-Bepa match. Here are the results: Kafelnikov def. Edberg 7-5 6-4 Masha def. Caro 7-5 6-3 Caro/Edberg [...]

Bitchfest: Day 1

The Hong Kong Tennis Classic exo is finally underway. Today Team Russia took on Team Asia-Pacific. The singles went pretty much went how I expected them to: Bepa beat Morita: 6-2 6-2 Masha beat Zheng: 6-7 6-4 6-2 Paradorn beat Yevgeny: 6-2 1-6 10-4 (final set’s a superTB) Ugly outfit. Guess who? I kinda like [...]

Bitchfest 2010. I Couldn’t Be More Excited.

OK, so the Hong Kong Tennis Classic starts on Wednesday, and I’m really excited. A bunch of old favorite tennis dudes playing with a bunch of awesome bitches, could anything be better? If you haven’t heard of it, the concept is awesome. There are 4 teams: Russia, Europe, Americas and Asia-Pacific, each consisting of 2 [...]

Pink Required

Yes, I care about the WTA too. Two of my faves, Masha and Vee, played some exo in Thailand. Masha won in straights, 6-3 6-4. Since I found out about this after seeing the pics, I’ll talk about the fashion. It totally looks like both girls got their outfits at Hot Topic. Vee is still [...]