Indian Wells Final, aka what the actual fuck is going on?

WHAT THE FUCK? Ivan Ljubicic of Croatia defeated American Andy Roddick 7-6, 7-6 yesterday to win his first Masters 1000 trophy. They guys at the net. I must say, I thought RAndy’s runner up speech was pretty classy. Does he think Federer’s standing behind him or something? /snark I’m only taking the piss. I flove RAndy. [...]

Rafa Fucked It Up. Sigh.

Well everyone knows what happened. Sigh. I will say this: Welcome to the shit list Mr. Clean. I know the old man played great. He beat Nole and Rafa that’s pretty amazing. Still pissed at him because Rafa and Nole are part of my stable of players and I’m not even mentioning Pico. What can I say [...]

You Better Not Fuck It Up, Rafa.

Yesterday at IW was a really good day if you were a Rafa fan. His draw got a lot easier. Some ppl are already giving him the title. I’m not one of those ppl. I believe in taking it one match at the time. There still dangerous players in the draw. Who really though that Fed was going to [...]

All Fashion Police units to IW please

It’s IW time, bitches!!! Last night saw the BNP Paribas Open Player’s Party. Here are some of our fave examples of the “fashion” on show. Oh, Rafa. Your horrific fashion sense is utterly endearing If any other player wore this, I’d give them shit for being mumsy. But I love Kim, and she really is [...]

Aussie Open Day 7 results

There were a lot of great matches at Melbourne Park on Sunday, with Rafa, RAndy, Gonzo, Muzz, Elf, Haley Joel Henin, MaKiri and Dina all in action. This cutie is in great form. Defending champion and HSM fave Rafa Nadal made it through to the quarters with a solid 6-4, 4-6,6-4, 6-4 win over Ivo [...]

Australian Open Day 5: ATP

I decided to do two separate posts today because there is too much to process. I’ll post about the WTA later. Today on the ATP side there were  upsets, five setters and scares. It looks like he’s waiting for a kiss. So cute. Well the day started with Feli vs Dick. Feli was playing really well [...]

Hit For Haiti: Vid Spam

Some kind soul already downloaded the whole thing on You Tube.  The quality is not that great but better than nothing. For those who missed it or want to see it again, this is for you. There are six parts and it’s quite long. Enjoy.

Hit for Haiti event full to the brim of epic win

Some of the best players in the world played a hastily yet brilliantly organised exho to raise funds for the Haiti relief effort in Melbourne on Sunday. Federer, Rafa, Nole, RAndy, Lleyton, Kimmy, ReRe, Slammin Sammy and even Bernard Tomic hit the courts for the worthy cause. Jim Courier acted as chair umpire. The whole thing brought major [...]

Hit for Haiti

Tennis stars are coming together to raise money for those affected by the devastating earthquake in Haiti. It’s a truly worthy cause, and tickets will cost just $10, all of which will go directly towards helping victims. Nole, Rafa, RAndy, Kimmy, ReRe and Slammin Sammy will take part in the special mixed-doubles event, along with Federer. [...]

Champions Defense

Two ATP singles finals were played today. In Brisbane,  Dick beat defending champion Steps in 2 close sets that finished in TBs, 7-6 (2), 7-6 (7). Good for Dick. I’m totally preparing myself for the ESPN commies hype regarding Dick during the AO *ahem PMac*. Moving along. The other ATP final was the one in [...]

Yeah, Yeah. You Get Your Dream Final.

I expected so much more from this match, but this IS the WTA after all. The match was crap. Crap, I tell you. Anita played like shit, and so did JuJu. The small moments of brilliance from Juju won her the match. The “OMFG I’m playing Justine Henin” virus that Ana had was another big factor. [...]

Team USA Will Be Dick-less, Less Boring in Davis Cup

It’s official. According to Peter Bodo (or as I like to call him, Bozo) over at Tennis.com, neither James Blake or Andy Roddick are putting Davis Cup on their schedule this year. Here’s the article. I don’t know what Dick and Blah fans will think about this. Maybe it’s a good thing for Andy to stop carrying the team [...]

RAndy, and well, randy koalas

This is one of those occasions that I feel eternally grateful for youtube. For serious, WTF did people do before youtube? I honestly can’t even remember. Without it, I wouldn’t like half of my tennis faves as much as I do, what with all the interviews, karaoke vids (!), and match highlights on it. This [...]

Kangaroos, Snakes And Koalas. Oh, My.

Dick and his smoking hot wife Brooklyn spent the day at the Lone Pine Koala Sanctuary in Brisbane. They looked totally adorable. They saw and fed some Kangaroos. Brook got surprised by a huge snake. Or scared, I’m not sure. They saw and petted some cute Koalas. Is it me?  It totally looks like Brook is asking Dick [...]

Haley Joel Henin victorious in Brisbane

So another day, another round of results from the sunny climes of Brisbane. The main WTA story of the day was the victorious return of Haley Joel Henin, who defeated Nads 7-5, 7-5. It was a tough match, and Petrova gave JuJu a tough test, eventually succumbing after putting up a tough resistance in the [...]