More Tuesday Randomness

Guess who? OK, there should be some rule that if you’re a hairy skinny white dude, you shouldn’t be shirtless next to Feli. It doesn’t work. Thank you, Janko. You give the girls what they want. I salute you. However, did you really have to practice with Lames Blake? I mean it’s kind of a [...]

Bloodbath

Yesterday was a dark day at IW. There was only a little bit of life and hope left. Some Serbs and a Spanish dude that I flove with all my heart had to something with that. Let’s see what happened. I will start like always with the good news. Rafa cruised against Ancic winning, 62 62. [...]

Windy Conditions = WTF results?

Hey look: a post about Indian Wells. There were good results, bad results and results that make you go WTF is going on? The wind was going on. It looked so windy yesterday.  Some players where able to deal with it; some weren’t. Let’s start with the good results, shall we? Nando beat some guy [...]

I’m Pissed

So everyone I wanted to win last night lost. So I’m going to be real here. I don’t give a fuck who wins the AO now. All I know is that there’s one douche that I don’t want to win . I don’t even have to mention his name, we all know who it is. [...]

Australian Open: Day 6

Even with the presence of Jo, Nando, Nole, “Hasi,” and Pico, things were pretty damn boring today at the AO. I tried to resist this sentiment, but in the end it was true. For starters, top seeds Fed, Venus, Serena and Caro all won in straights. And there were no upsets today at all. The day [...]

Australian Open: Day 4

Another day done and dusted. There were a couple of “upsets”. Well they’re not really upsets, but I’m upset about it. So, I’m going to get the bad things out of the way first. FFS, Ferru. What I’m going to do with you? You where up 2 sets to none. Then you go all headcasey [...]

You Win Some, You Lose Some

Well, at least things went half my way. In the men’s side of the Sydney tournament, perennial underachievers Marcos and Richie had great wins against Lleyton and Potito. Richie been in great form these last few weeks, and thank the tennis gods for that. I was a bit surprised that Marcos topped #4 seed Lleyton [...]

If The AO Is Half This Crazy, Buckle Up

Thursday’s play (or in some cases, lack of play) in Sydney was full of more drama and upsets. Stan had to withdraw from his match against Julien because of a neck strain. Feli wasn’t able to play dubs because his partner, Jonathan Erlich had a “right rib” problem. Poor Feli, he’s not going to be [...]

Seed? What’s a Seed?

Something is already in the air in Sydney. Seeds are dropping like flies. The WTA seems to be about 99% more crazy and unpredictable than it was last year- so buckle up. First it was #7 seed JJ, losing to qualifier Szavay in 3 sets. I just think this picture is hilarious. So full of drama. [...]

Bitchfest Day 3: Oh, FFS.

Today, there were 4 matches scheduled, 3 for the Silver Group (Team Americas vs Team Asia-Pacific), and 1 for the Gold Group (Team Russia vs Team Europe). Here are the results for the first 3 matches: Morita def. Dulko 7-5 3-6 10-4 Venus def. Zheng 6-3 6-2 Paradorn def. Chang 6-4 2-6 10-6 YAY Ayumi [...]

Bitchfest Day 2: Fuck You Rain.

Today was Day 2 of the Hong Kong Tennis Classic, and the lineup was great. Unfortunately, the weather didn’t cooperate. The matches were all shortened to one set a piece due to rain. Bummer. Hope it doesn’t happen tomorrow. At least what I wanted to happen happened: Team Europe won. Here are the results: Vika [...]

The Adventures of Vika and Caro

First of all, if anyone who happens to read this doesn’t follow @vika7 and @CaroWozniacki on Twitter, you REALLY need to. I wasn’t even a Caro fan before she started engaging with us fans on Twitter, and I’ve been converted to Caro fandom just like that. A lot of people have been converted to Vika [...]

Bitchfest 2010. I Couldn’t Be More Excited.

OK, so the Hong Kong Tennis Classic starts on Wednesday, and I’m really excited. A bunch of old favorite tennis dudes playing with a bunch of awesome bitches, could anything be better? If you haven’t heard of it, the concept is awesome. There are 4 teams: Russia, Europe, Americas and Asia-Pacific, each consisting of 2 [...]