RG: Suicide Pool Day 5

You guys know what to do. For those who are still waiting for some matches to be completed like me (WTF, Gael?) Make a pick just in case.

http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/scores/schedule/schedule10.html

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Suicide Pool Day 4

Dick escaped. Rafa played like crap according to him. Hewitt beat Jezza probably making Jills hate RG even more.

You guys know what to do.

http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/scores/schedule/schedule9.html

Bepa Loses Her Shit

Nothing new about that. None of the vitches have been following the Charlton tourney. Personally I hate green clay or as I like to call it “fungus clay”.  Anyway I’m going to post this because is hilarious. Bepa having a break down is always funny. Oh yeah, Sam Stousor won the whole thing for those who care. This one is specially dedicated to Jills. May the “Vitch Curse” continue for many years.

The Return Of The King

I will start saying: Fucking Finally!!! Rafa won a 6 straight Monte Carlo tittle making history (he’s the first man to win the same tourney 6 straights times in the Open era).  Rafa also ended the torturous 11 month tittle drought. If you guys follow me on twitter well you know that I always thought that Rafa would win his first tittle of the year in the clay season. It was  hard to wait this long, just like every RafaKAD must have felt. I always had the hope that he would win before the clay season but it didn’t happen.  I just hope that Rafa can finally gain the confidence he was lacking, his game has always been there. Okay with those thoughts out of the way I will talk about the match. Not much to say Rafa just destroyed Nando 6-0,6-1. I will just quote Nando “I can’t find my game. I don’t know what to do”. There where a couple of awesome points and rallies. I think everyones fave was when Nando won a really long point and fell on his knees and thank the heavens.  Rafa was in destruction mode the whole week and he didn’t give a fuck if some of the players are his friends. The Rafa Nadal bakery was opened for business and was giving bagels and bread sticks left and right.  He was sending a message that he’s still the King of Clay and that he’s healthy (Please Tennis gods keep him healthy).  About Nando well he got trashed by Rafa but lets look at the positives he finally broke the Quarterfinal wall after making like 300 Quarterfinals at the Masters 1000 and never making the semis. This week he beat Berdy, Nando was becoming his bitch boy lets be real. He also beat the #2 player in the World Nole and made his first Masters 1000 final. So is not all bad. Now, how about a pic Spam?

Monte Carlo Final Pic Spam Alert!!!

You guys can see how much this meant to Rafa. He cried,ffs.

So Bromantic <3<3<3

Nando you look adorable. Le sigh.

I didn’t know witch one to choose so I will post both because I can.

That winning smile, sigh.

Someone was being careful with his teeth. So cute.

Lick it up, baby. Just lick it up.

Next stop in “The Reclaim of the Clay Kingdom”:  Rome

*Insert Miami Vice Joke Here*

Thank you Miami! Nando in a Jet-Sky. Nando Shirtless. Just one thing. Can he please just shave? Jills can you find him and tell him something about this situation? Anyway….

Nando Pic Spam Alert!!!

He was so made for this.

Sigh. That smile ❤

Tom Cruise in Risky Business or Don Johnson in Miami Vice? You guys make the choice.

Just Because I Can.

I was going to add them to the post down there, but this deserve there own post. Why? Because is Gonzo. He’s looking adorable and awesome like always.

Gonzantic Pic Spam Alert!!!

Did I mentioned that I love him? Le Sigh.

Don’t. Make. Me. Like. Him!!!!! *Pouts*

So one the awesome things about Miami is all the media stuff the players do.  There’s the players party and bunch of other stuff. Like Ana and Rafa golfing, Muzz and Vee playing tennis in some street on top of some SUV. One of the staples of the Miami promos? The players swimming with dolphins, like they do it every year. So this year,these dudes participated.

As you guys can see some of my faves, participated: Ferru, Gonzo and Thomaz. There was also Sod, Marcelo Melo, Eduardo Schwank and Dick Norman ( I had to look for his profile, no idea who is this dude. He’s actually a tennis player but hasn’t played any matches. Wut?) I looked for this Norman guy because of this pic alone.

So cute!!! He’s kissing the dolphin!!!

Ferru swimming with a Dolphin. All I can say is Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

You guys know that I really don’t like Sod. I have this irrational dislike for him. I think most Rafa KADs do. I have been softening  up to  him the past few weeks. I’ve been blaming a bunch of things. First his tweets( hello! tiny helicopter), then Jills who likes him. My Alexander Skarsgard love (for those who follow me on Twitter know how much I love True Blood and this BAMF Swede) so I’ve been saying than I’ve been reflecting my love for ASkars  into Sod just because they’re both Swedish. Stupid I know.  Why do I mention all of this? Because of shit like this keeps happening.

The fucker is posing with a dolphin and it’s totally melting my vitch heart.

Yes, the title of the post is all about him. Can he stop? Please. Sigh.