Bepa Loses Her Shit

Nothing new about that. None of the vitches have been following the Charlton tourney. Personally I hate green clay or as I like to call it “fungus clay”.  Anyway I’m going to post this because is hilarious. Bepa having a break down is always funny. Oh yeah, Sam Stousor won the whole thing for those who care. This one is specially dedicated to Jills. May the “Vitch Curse” continue for many years.

Seed? What’s a Seed?

Something is already in the air in Sydney. Seeds are dropping like flies. The WTA seems to be about 99% more crazy and unpredictable than it was last year- so buckle up.

First it was #7 seed JJ, losing to qualifier Szavay in 3 sets. I just think this picture is hilarious. So full of drama.

FFS, JJ. I’m thisclose to not caring anymore. And you’re supposed to be one of my faves. And are those sweat stains or did she douse herself with water? I don’t get it.

In the next match, because my curse will never wear off, the inevitable happened. #8 seed Bepa retired from her match against Szavay at 3-3 in the first set.

Too effing bad.

#4 seed Caro was up next. A very routine first set had me thinking the match was in the bag for Caro. I was dead wrong. WTA predictions are useless. Li won 2-6 6-3 6-2.

 I wasn’t able to see the match past the first set because the stream cut out for the day, so I’m just wondering what happened. Was Caro crap or was Na on fire? /confused.

The final match of the day was #6 seed Vika, taking on a tough first round opponent, Sabine. Needless to say: I was worried. Again, I was streamless (FU tennis gods!), so I’m not sure exacxly what happened, but I am sure it was hilarious. They split sets, and then 4 straight breaks brought the final set to 2-2. Sabine served for the match at 5-4, but Vika won the next 3 games to take the match 3-6 6-2 7-5.

YES. The seed massacre ended just in time to save Vika. I need this awesome bitch around this week, now that JJ and Caro are gone.


Remaining seeds Dina. Serena, Kuz and Lena D are up tomorrow. Any predictions on those matches? I say one will lose.  This seed massacre thing is just too contagious.

Full Sydney Results: WTA

Monday, January 11, 2010

Singles – First Round

Li Na (CHN) d. (4) Caroline Wozniacki (DEN) 26 63 62
(6) Victoria Azarenka (BLR) d. Sabine Lisicki (GER) 36 62 75
(Q) Agnes Szavay (HUN) d. (7) Jelena Jankovic (SRB) 57 61 75
Elena Vesnina (RUS) d. (8) Vera Zvonareva (RUS) 33 ret. (right ankle injury)
Agnieszka Radwanska (POL) d. (Q) Jill Craybas (USA) 60 64
Flavia Pennetta (ITA) d. Samantha Stosur (AUS) 63 61
Dominika Cibulkova (SVK) d. (LL) Timea Bacsinszky (SUI) 76(2) 61
María José Martínez Sánchez (ESP) d. (Q) Varvara Lepchenko (USA) 63 63
Aravane Rezai (FRA) d. (Q) Anna-Lena Groenefeld (GER) 67(3) 62 62
(Q) Vera Dushevina (RUS) d. (WC) Casey Dellacqua (AUS) 62 62
(Q) Kimiko Date Krumm (JPN) d. Nadia Petrova (RUS) 63 57 64

Doubles – First Round
(1) Black/Huber (ZIM/USA) d. (WC) Kirilenko/Safina (RUS/RUS) 62 63
(3) Kleybanova/Schiavone (RUS/ITA) d. Pennetta/Zahlavova Strycova (ITA/CZE) 64 26 107
(4) Groenefeld/King (GER/USA) d. Uhlirova/Voracova (CZE/CZE) 75 64
Granville/Spears (USA/USA) d. Vesnina/Voskoboeva (RUS/KAZ) 63 62

Sydney Tuesday OOP

Bitchfest Day 4: Team Yevgeny-Masha Wins

Today was the deciding day of Bitchfest aka the Hong Kong Tennis Classic, and Team Russia won. I guess it became a best 2 of 3 thing after Bepa withdrew. Pfft, whatever. I’m still pissed I didn’t get my Vika-Bepa match.

Here are the results:

Kafelnikov def. Edberg 7-5 6-4
Masha def. Caro 7-5 6-3
Caro/Edberg def. Bepa/Kafelnikov 6-4 6-3

I really like that outfit. Yeah, I know I’ve said it before.

Well, at least Bepa didn’t win any matches. I do really like Masha and Yevgeny, so they deserved it. Too bad they have a crappy person on their team.

Head bitch in charge is back.

Masha and Yevgeny did all the work. And they look so cute here. Team Russia is 67% awesome.

Bitchfest Day 3: Oh, FFS.

Today, there were 4 matches scheduled, 3 for the Silver Group (Team Americas vs Team Asia-Pacific), and 1 for the Gold Group (Team Russia vs Team Europe).

Here are the results for the first 3 matches:

Morita def. Dulko 7-5 3-6 10-4
Venus def. Zheng 6-3 6-2
Paradorn def. Chang 6-4 2-6 10-6

YAY Ayumi and Paradorn. I like them. So, if Team Asia Pacific wins the mixed dubs tomorrow, they win the Silver (runner-up) Group, and Team Americas would be last. LOL.

The match I was most looking forward to was scheduled last. It was the first Gold Group match, Vika vs Bepa. But wouldn’t you know, it was cancelled. Bitchy Bepa withdrew from the match with that pesky ankle injury. She doesn’t have to play tomorrow, so Team Russia could still win if Masha and Kafelnikov win their singles and mixed doubles against Caro and Edberg.

Disappointing to say the least. I really wanted to see Vika kick her ass. Also, my Bepa curse continues. I’m really powerful, I guess.

Bitchfest: Day 1

The Hong Kong Tennis Classic exo is finally underway. Today Team Russia took on Team Asia-Pacific. The singles went pretty much went how I expected them to:

Bepa beat Morita: 6-2 6-2
Masha beat Zheng: 6-7 6-4 6-2
Paradorn beat Yevgeny: 6-2 1-6 10-4 (final set’s a superTB)

Ugly outfit.

Guess who?

I kinda like the outfit in a weird way.

Oh and the mixed dubs. Masha and Kafelnikov won the match 6-4 7-5.

LOL. Sorry about the watermarks, but I had to use these. Awesome. Here’s a video of the first bit of the match.

Day 1 Done and done. Now all I need is for Team Europe to dominate from here on. Too bad Masha has to be on Bepa’s team, ugh.