“I’m Your Biggest Fan, I’ll Follow You Until…”

You know how the rest of the song goes. Gilles and Feli practiced on Wednesday and it was basically my dream. Actually Gilles/Nando is my dream but this is pretty close. Feli always chooses the best people to practice with- the man’s got taste. One of the best parts about this practice is that Lady Gaga was blasting from outside the court the whole time. Everything from “Poker Face” to “Monster” to “Alejandro.” (Yeah, I was cracking up when that last one came on.) Anyway, here are some pics.

All of the pictures are Jills property. Do not take them without her consent.  Thanks.

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More Tuesday Randomness

Guess who?

OK, there should be some rule that if you’re a hairy skinny white dude, you shouldn’t be shirtless next to Feli. It doesn’t work.

Thank you, Janko. You give the girls what they want. I salute you. However, did you really have to practice with Lames Blake? I mean it’s kind of a bonerkill.

Not to mention I had to pretend like I was taking some pics of Lames so I didn’t look like a total stalker. But I forgive you.

Poor Carlos. He had to withdraw, and he got attacked by kids before that. Yes, Tuesday was “Kids Day” or whatever. They were *everywhere.*  Honestly, kids should be banned from the tournament. Except for the ballkids, obvs.

Totally besties. In my mind. And that’s all that matters.

Why did he have to lose? FML. Honestly. To be a FrenchieKAD is to suffer.

I saw Vika practicing twice on Tuesday. Once with CanWoz and once with her hitting partner or whatever. She was really in a good mood, smiling, saying “nice shot” and other compliments to CanWoz.

I guess Miami holds good memories for her. Hope she wins again.

Of course randomness wouldn’t be randomness without a Mo sighting. I was walking out of the park to go home. Took the back way that passes Court 4 and there’s Mo’s head in my path, lol. He was rather randomly watching the Baltacha match on an outer court. I guess he’s a fan. And since he’s Mo, he couldn’t sit like everyone else. He had to stand. He’s that awesome.

All the pictures are Jills property. Don’t take any of them without her permission. Thanks.

Hotness Of The Week: Feliciano Lopez

Well, well. Look what we have here: another Hottie of the Week. Emma did one on Friday. Today is Monday so this is a new week. We did one of Nando, so of course the next one was going to be Feli. It’s kind of impossible to keep those two apart.   Feli Lopez: The Prettiest Man on the ATP Tour (yes I gave him that title because it is true). Let’s start, shall we?

He doesn’t mind getting oily and posing for gay magazines.

He’s part of one of the most epic bromances in ATP History.

He likes to be shirtless a lot.

He has the body of a Greek god. He’s like Adonis reincarnated, I swear.

He can go all model on you. I see a second career in the future.

Did I mention that he goes shirtless a lot?

He can also be a BAMF on court. Especially in Davis Cup. Suck on that Argentine crowd.

He also possesses one of the most amazing asses on the ATP tour, maybe even in the world. Also, he likes to play without his underwear and just wearing a jockstrap. Don’t believe me? Check out the video up there.

Feli, all the fangirls and some fanboys salute you. Keep us giving what we want. Because Deli Lopez brings the meat. (TM Neil)

Fuck, Yeah!

What is this? Happy news at last.  Two players  that I  really like won today.

First Marin successfully defended his Zagreb Indoors title with a hard fought  6-4 6-7 (5/7) 6-3 victory against Berrer. Marin is getting good at defending titles. Good Boy.

This one makes me really, really happy. Feli won the South African Open final against the dude that beat Ferru (Really Ferru, WTF?) 7-5, 6-1. This is Feli’s first title since 2004. Yes, you read that right Feli hadn’t won a title in 6 years.  I’m sure Nando is really proud.

Sorry Feli. Ferru Does It Better.

Johannesburg is this week.  Of course they had the obligatory Tennis player holding a lion cub pic. It was Feli’s turn this year.

Why do I get the feeling that Feli is not enjoying this? He totally looks like I did when I was 12 and went to Orlando. My mom wanted me to take pictures with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and I wasn’t having any of it.  I think I had that same face. The face of disgust and why are you making me do this?

Yeah, yeah. I’m touching the lion cub. Can we get this over with? This place stinks and I don’t like to get dirty/Feli

Don’t get me wrong Feli looks totally hot. When doesn’t he look hot? But just compare to the Ferru pics.

You can totally see Ferru is an animal lover. He touched a grown up Cheetah, ffs. With Feli not so much. Another reason why I believe Ferru is my soulmate.

 

Australian Open Day 5: ATP

I decided to do two separate posts today because there is too much to process. I’ll post about the WTA later.

Today on the ATP side there were  upsets, five setters and scares.

It looks like he’s waiting for a kiss. So cute.

Well the day started with Feli vs Dick. Feli was playing really well and won the first set. He actually gave a good fight so I’m proud of him. He was also wearing just a jock strap and you could kind of see his ass when he started sweating. Feli is always giving the fangirls what they want. Anyway, he lost in 4 at the end.

Is it me or is Dick looking Manorexic? Eat a sandwich, dude.

Dick will play Gonzo. He beat former Russian and new representative of the Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan Korolev in 5 sets.

Who keeps being injured, playing like shit and winning? DelPo. He won in 4 sets but got bageled in the second by Mayer. WTF? I have a feeling that his run might be coming to a end. He will play his clone next, Marin.

Marin beat Stan again in 4 sets and is looking really good. We all know that Marin is able to pull the upset and his game is quite similar to DelPo’s. I really want to see that match.

Talking about upsets. Hagrid keeps winning and kicking ass. He beat LaMonf in 4. His prize?

Playing this dude. Muzz cruised against Serra. He’s been quietly making his way through the draw. He’s been playing rather well (or his opponents are not that great.)  I haven’t seen him play, so idk. I saved the best for last.


Rafa beat the Techno King and resident of my shit list Kohls. I still haven’t forgiven him for beating Nole at the French. Rafa beat him in four. Rafa was up 2 sets to none and then this German Douche decided that he still wanted to play and not let me sleep by winning the 3rd set. Then I started to swear my ass off at 6 am in the morning. I knew Rafa was going to win but I was still scared.  Hey, I’m a KAD. In that 4th set I was really frazzled, Kohls gave Rafa a really hard time. Rafa’s next opponent?

The man with the serve from hell, Dr. Ivo. I’m already frazzled. Dr. Ivo beat his fellow country man Mr. Clean. I think everyone hates to see their faves play this wannabe rapper. I expect a couple of TBs and I hate TBs- they’re not good for my nerves. To help the other Rafa fans and I calm down, I’m posting a shirtless pic of Rafa:

Yum. Much better.

You’re Forgiven, Richie.

For killing some hotness. It wasn’t your fault, it was the draw’s fault. Richie beat Feli in the first round of the Medibank International in Sydney, Australia. The score was 61 64. Richie was incredible and Feli was still vacationing.

I love you Feli, but it looked like you didn’t practice at all during the off season. That first set was horrible. Please work on that. I need you to start winning some ATP singles matches. Okay, thanks.

Also Baggy beat Nick Lindahl and his Jew fro, 62 75. Good to have you back, Baggy. Didn’t see the match so no idea what went on.

The Jew Fro is not a good look for you, Nick. Get a hair cut.

Complete Scores: Monday, 11 January 2010

Singles – First Round
[Q] L Mayer (ARG) d [7] I Andreev (RUS) 67(7) 63 76(4) – Saved 5 M.P.
R Gasquet (FRA) d F Lopez (ESP) 61 64
M Baghdatis (CYP) d [WC] N Lindahl (AUS) 62 75
A Seppi (ITA) d [Q] M Matosevic (AUS) 64 64
P Cuevas (URU) d M Llodra (FRA) 62 76(1)
P Starace (ITA) d [Q] F Gil (POR) 61 64
Doubles – First Round
[WC] C Ball (AUS) / S Huss (AUS) d [2] M Fish (USA) / M Knowles (BAH) 01 ret. (Knowles – calf)
S Aspelin (SWE) / P Hanley (AUS) d [WC] P Luczak (AUS) / J Nieminen (FIN) 76(11) 46 10-8
R Hutchins (GBR) / J Kerr (AUS) d E Butorac (USA) / R Ram (USA) 63 26 10-6