Hit for Haiti Part Deux

Friday night there was the charity exo Hit for Haiti at IW. I know everyone is talking about what went on between Andre and Pete but I’m just so over it. So I’m just going to focus on the good. Great Legends playing tennis for a good cause. What if some of them are total douches? Douches have hearts too.  Andre owned the exo even if team Rafandre lost they win at life. He knows how to entertain the public.  Always the showman that’s why ppl love him. The Ladies match bored me, Steffi save it just by being her awesome self.  So here it goes.

Pic Spam Alert!!!

This maybe one of the most awesome pics in tennis history. Pete and Fed are douches but they’re legends. I give credit where it’s due.

Team Douche special hand shake.

Team Awesome high five.

Hugging it out.

Can someone explain what it says on Rafa’s shirt? Please.

It seems Fed and Andre were just as confused- but got an explanation from Rafa himself.

Rafa looks so fucking excited. Rafadorable!

I can’t get over this beautiful pic and Fed’s face. It’s rather cute I must admit.

The Queen and King of Tennis. I love them so much.


Suck it, Haley Joel. ReRe retains her title.

Serena Williams def. Justine Henin, 6-4, 3-6, 6-2.

How’d ya like them apples, bitch?

Haley Joel reaffirmed my notion that Kimmy is the awesomest Belgian awesomer that ever did awesome when she was beaten by ReRe in the AO final. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m no ReRe fan, I just prefer a bitch with attitude who looks like she’d kick your ass to a bitch who’s boring and looks like Haley Joel Osment. I just can’t shake the feeling that Haley Joel is probs really pissed that Kim’s Mumback was more successful in the early stages than her comeback. And that warms my cold vitchy heart.

ReRe seemed genuinely thrilled at winning her 12th (count ’em y’all, TWELVE!) major. Her speech was sweet in places (her BJK shoutout was cute), and LOLarious in others. “Havin a G moment”? WTAF ReRe? Give up the fucking cash cow for a few minutes, could ya?

In all seriousness (STFU, I can be serious!), ReRe deserves mucho props for winning her 12th major, and record-breaking 5th AO title. Good for you, bitch.

This year is gonna be EPIC on the WTA Tour. Let the clusterfuck begin.


The Battle For The Real #1?

The AO Women’s final is all set up. *drum roll* Serena vs. Justine!

What is it with the ReRe screaming pics? This was the least scary that I found.

ReRe beat Nails is two TB sets. Nails, you kind of suck in TBs. It wasn’t a easy match for Serena but we all know how she is when she’s playing for a slam. Pure guts and will. I think she will have to play better in the final if she wants to win. She looks like a mummy with all the bandages and her movement has not been that great. The injury that she’s carrying has been affecting her and she has a tough costumer in the final.

Well this semi was the total opposite from the other one. JuJu open up the bakery and feed Zheng a bread stick and a bagel. She looked like the Justine of Old. This match went really fast. Justine was bring it and Zheng didn’t change her tactics.

I think, I might be one of the few fans that is really excited about this final. ReRe and JuJu have played 13 times with ReRe leading there H2H 7-6. Amazingly this is the first slam final against each other.  We all know that JuJu and ReRe are amazing players, no one can deny that. But both of them are polarizing figures. There are in the category that you either love them or hate them. I have no idea who’s going to win this. I think maybe Justine. I really don’t know. Who do you guys think is going to win?

Haley Joel Henin victorious in Brisbane

So another day, another round of results from the sunny climes of Brisbane.

The main WTA story of the day was the victorious return of Haley Joel Henin, who defeated Nads 7-5, 7-5. It was a tough match, and Petrova gave JuJu a tough test, eventually succumbing after putting up a tough resistance in the second set. 

Other Women’s Singles results:

(3) Ana Ivanovic (SRB) d. Jelena Dokic (AUS) 75 16 63
(4) Daniela Hantuchova (SVK) d. (Q) Ekaterina Ivanova (RUS) 61 67(5) 61
Anastasia Pavlyuchenkova (RUS) d. (5) Alisa Kleybanova(RUS) 64 26 62
(6) Aleksandra Wozniak (CAN) d. (Q) Galina Voskoboeva (KAZ) 62 62
Lucie Safarova (CZE) d. Anna-Lena Groenefeld (GER) 67(5) 64 61
Agnes Szavay (HUN) d. Peng Shuai(CHN) 57 64 62
Roberta Vinci (ITA) d. Sara Errani (ITA) 64 26 62
Timea Bacsinszky (SUI) d. (Q) Alla Kudryavtseva (RUS) 64 76(3)
(Q) Sesil Karatantcheva (KAZ) d. (WC) Casey Dellacqua (AUS) 62 06 76(1)

Meanwhile, the ATP side of the tournie saw RAndy return to the courts after knee problems which caused him to miss the WTFs. Dude defeated Luczak 7-6, 6-2.

Other Men’s Singles results:

[2] R Stepanek (CZE) d [WC] J Millman (AUS) 64 60
A Falla (COL) d [7] J Chardy (FRA) 64 64
[8] T Bellucci (BRA) d J Chela (ARG) 63 36 61
R Gasquet (FRA) d J Nieminen (FIN) 63 46 64
W Odesnik (USA) d A Clement (FRA) 64 76(2)
M Gicquel (FRA) d P Petzschner (GER) 63 61
H Levy (ISR) d M Llodra (FRA) 62 60

Tomorrow’s OOP:

Pat Rafter Arena (from 10.30hrs Brisbane local time)
1. ATP: Fish vs. Baghdatis
2. ATP: Querrey vs. Blake
3. Kim Clijsters vs. Alicia Molik
4. ATP: Dent vs. Monfils (NB 19.00hrs)
5. Timea Bacsinszky vs. Ana Ivanovic

Court 1 (from 10.30hrs)
1. ATP: Berdych vs. Lindahl
2. ATP: Ball vs. Zverev
3. Melinda Czink vs. Barbora Zahlavova Strycova
4. ATP: Berdych/Stepanek vs. Bellucci/Hanley
5. ATP: Serra vs. Reister

Court 2 (from 10.30hrs)
1. ATP: Tomic vs. Dolgopolov Jr.
2. Vania King vs. Andrea Petkovic
3. ATP: Ebden vs. Melzer
4. Moore/Peers vs. Pavlyuchenkova/Voskoboeva
5. ATP: Dlouhy/Paes vs. Ball/Querrey

Court 4 (from 10.30hrs)
1. Dekmeijere/Senoglu vs. Hlavackova/Hradecka
2. ATP: Hutchins/Kerr vs. Melo/Soares
3. ATP: Chardy/Gicquel vs. Knowle/Lindstedt
4. Szavay/Vinci vs. Rodionova/Rodionova
5. Kudryavtseva/Makarova vs. Govortsova/Poutchek
6. Amanmuradova/Chan vs. Benesova/Errani