Indian Wells Final, aka what the actual fuck is going on?

WHAT THE FUCK?

Ivan Ljubicic of Croatia defeated American Andy Roddick 7-6, 7-6 yesterday to win his first Masters 1000 trophy.

They guys at the net. I must say, I thought RAndy’s runner up speech was pretty classy.

Does he think Federer’s standing behind him or something? /snark

I’m only taking the piss. I flove RAndy. But let’s face it. He does tend to bend over for TMD.

Anyways, my bitterness as a Dick fan aside, Old Man Ljubicic deserves mucho props for his amazing run this past week. He defeated Rafa, Nole, Pico and RAndy en route to his first Masters Shield, aged 31.  Thirty fucking One. That’s no typo y’all. Nuff respeck, Mr Clean.

Aww. Ljubicic and his hot WAG Aida. Cute. Although in all honesty, his bald veiny head has been making me wanna vomit all week. Still. They’re sweet.

All that remains to be said is thank fuck IW is over. Roll on Miami, bitches!

Rafa Fucked It Up. Sigh.

Well everyone knows what happened. Sigh. I will say this: Welcome to the shit list Mr. Clean. I know the old man played great. He beat Nole and Rafa that’s pretty amazing. Still pissed at him because Rafa and Nole are part of my stable of players and I’m not even mentioning Pico. What can I say of the match? Rafa was playing great but for me he lost the match in the 2nd set when he gifted the break with a DF. The TB was pathetic from Rafa, he was tentative and nervous. Those where Rafa’s words not mine. Well I did add the pathetic but I’m sure he feels the same way. I didn’t have the cojones to watch the TB. Anyway… is it the clay season yet?

Look who got lucky? I’m not a Dick hater. I don’t get why ppl think that. I’m not a fan, I have cheered for him in some matches in the past. Especially when he plays against Fed because I feel bad for him. Also the Fed hate may have some part in that. I’m going to keep it real and give my thoughts about him making the final.  He got pretty damn lucky. This is like Nole in Rome 2008. First: Baggy took care of Fed his biggest obstacle in all his draw. Second: after the Fed loss, he had a pretty big cupcake draw with players he owns. He did beat Sod who he had never beaten before I will give him credit for that. But they hadn’t played since forever and Sod is a big headcase/choker. See I can be nice to Sod. I’m not going to watch the final. I just simply don’t care. I will give my opinion who deserves to win. I think Mr. Clean does. Even if he’s on my shit list. He had the harder path to the finals. Sorry Dick fans. So whatever, let the best player during the match win.

Also the WTA and ATP doubles finals where played. I will just give a congrats to Srebotnik and Peschke. Didn’t see the match even if it was on my TV. I was too depressed after Rafa’s match to give a fuck about WTA doubles. So there.

Complete Scores: Saturday, March 20, 2010
Men’s Singles – Semifinals
[20] I Ljubicic (CRO) d [3] R Nadal (ESP) 36 64 76(1)
[7] A Roddick (USA) d [6] R Soderling (SWE) 64 36 63
Men’s Doubles – Final
[WC] M Lopez (ESP) / R Nadal (ESP) d [1] D Nestor (CAN) / N Zimonjic (SRB) 76(8) 63
Women’s Doubles – Final
K Peschke (CZE) / K Srebotnik (SLO) d [3] N Petrova (RUS) / S Stosur (AUS) 64 26 10-5
Author Note: No, I haven’t gone insane. I will do a whole different post for the ATP doubles final. Stay Tuned.

Rafa Hasn’t Fucked It Up. Yet.

I’m such a positive KAD sometimes, right? I blame it on 2009. It left me broken. That’s all I’m going to say. I think the other Rafa KADs get my point. IW is slowing down and we are seeing the last few matches. The ladies semi-finals are set and we have one of the men’s semi-finals set up. I’m going to start a bit different today with the chicks.

Smiley JJ, you have been missed. JJ beat Kleybs in straights,64 64. She looked much better than she did in her other matches. I actually saw her BH down the line that I love so much and it was actually inside the line. Now all we need is the glitter back. Bring back the Glitter, JJ!! Those were better times.  JJ’s semi-final opponent?

New Top 10 member Boring Stosur. I do like her game but somehow I find her boring. So I apologize to her fans. I blame it on the AO Hit for Haiti. She was like a prob in that exo. Maybe she’s just shy and all she want’s to do is play. I respect that; still find that she has a boring personality. Well anyway, she has been playing fantastic tennis this week. I saw her match against Martinez (even though I didn’t care). Her serve is pretty awesome and she has great volleys. The match ended on a total “WTF happened?” challenge. The IW crowd started to boo. Keep it classy, IW crowd. Even if the tourney is sponsored by a French bank doesn’t mean you have to act like a French Tennis crowd. The ladies semis are today. So check the OOP on the previous post.

Hotness Killer and ridiculous sweat band wearer Mr. Clean beat Pico in 3 sets, 46 62 61. Yeah, yeah it’s a nice story. Still super pissed that he beat Nole and Pico. Mr. Clean turns 31 today. Happy Birthday! I totally thought the dude was much older, he does look over 40. I wish him a couple of things as a Bday present. First that someone tells him how stupid and ridiculous he looks with that sweat band. Second a good ass kick tomorrow at the semi finals by the hand of this guy:

Rafa beat Berdy in straights sets,64 76(4). The match was really high quality. Both guys were playing really good. Rafa hit some amazing winners. I (of course) was frazzled the whole match, especially in that TB. I really like Berdy; he’s a cutie and a total headcase. I do have a love/hate relationship with him. I love when he plays well and wins when I’m rooting for him. I love when he goes all headcasey when he plays my faves. I hate when he’s playing well and beats my faves.  What I hate most of all? When he goes all headcasey when I’m rooting for him and he’s playing someone that I despise. 2009 AO anyone? Talking about headcasing, he totally did that last night DFing in the TB giving Rafa the mini break. Thanks Berdy! The men’s semis will be on Saturday so Mr.Clean and Rafa get a day of rest while the other dudes left fight it out for the 2 spots left in the semis.

Complete Results: Thursday, March 18, 2010

Men’s Singles – Quarter-finals
[3] R Nadal (ESP) d [19] T Berdych (CZE) 64 76(4)
[20] I Ljubicic (CRO) d [21] J Monaco (ARG) 46 62 61
Women’s Singles – Quarter-finals
[6] J Jankovic (SRB) d [23] A Kleybanova (RUS) 64 64
[8] S Stosur (AUS) d [28] M Martinez Sanchez (ESP) 63 76(7)
Men’s Doubles – Quarter-finals
[1] D Nestor (CAN) / N Zimonjic (SRB) d [5] F Cermak (CZE) / M Mertinak (SVK) w/o (Cermak – back)
Women’s Doubles – Semi-finals
K Peschke (CZE) / K Srebotnik (SLO) d Y Chan (TPE) / J Zheng (CHN) 16 63 10-4

On a final note I will say my new mantra for this week. Rafa, please for all that is Holy don’t fuck it up.

Kooyong lineup = made of win.

Grab a fresh pair of knickers ladies, cos here comes the moment we’ve been waiting for the return of Jo, Nole and Nando to the courts.

I love how Nole has his hands on his package in that pic, cos if I was in that pic, that’s probably where my hands would be as well. We’re MFEO.

Anyways, the boys all showed up for the Kooyong Presser earlier today, and most of them looked totes adorable in the process.

 TMD has decided that he doesn’t wanna lose anymore than is necessary before the AO, so he’s reneging on his commitments at a couple of days notice and not showing up. Nice, Fedoucherer. He’ll now be replaced by Old Man Ljubicic. Sure the fans are fricking delighted about that. /sarcasm

They are both delicious BAMFs.

 Jo Willy told reporters at the presser that he is completely recovered from the injury which saw him sidelined from recent tournies, thank God. Fangirls worldwide can now breathe a collective sigh of relief. Nando just looked hawt and bored.

Le sigh. He’s so dreamy.

Overall, the lineup looks awesome. HSM faves Nando, Nole, Gonzo, Jo Willy and JMDP are all present, as are The Sod, Ljubicic, and Haas. Game on, chicos! Exho schmexo, they all want to win!

Here’s the draw.