Don’t. Make. Me. Like. Him!!!!! *Pouts*

So one the awesome things about Miami is all the media stuff the players do.  There’s the players party and bunch of other stuff. Like Ana and Rafa golfing, Muzz and Vee playing tennis in some street on top of some SUV. One of the staples of the Miami promos? The players swimming with dolphins, like they do it every year. So this year,these dudes participated.

As you guys can see some of my faves, participated: Ferru, Gonzo and Thomaz. There was also Sod, Marcelo Melo, Eduardo Schwank and Dick Norman ( I had to look for his profile, no idea who is this dude. He’s actually a tennis player but hasn’t played any matches. Wut?) I looked for this Norman guy because of this pic alone.

So cute!!! He’s kissing the dolphin!!!

Ferru swimming with a Dolphin. All I can say is Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

You guys know that I really don’t like Sod. I have this irrational dislike for him. I think most Rafa KADs do. I have been softening  up to  him the past few weeks. I’ve been blaming a bunch of things. First his tweets( hello! tiny helicopter), then Jills who likes him. My Alexander Skarsgard love (for those who follow me on Twitter know how much I love True Blood and this BAMF Swede) so I’ve been saying than I’ve been reflecting my love for ASkars  into Sod just because they’re both Swedish. Stupid I know.  Why do I mention all of this? Because of shit like this keeps happening.

The fucker is posing with a dolphin and it’s totally melting my vitch heart.

Yes, the title of the post is all about him. Can he stop? Please. Sigh.

Heineken Open: The Day The Hotness Died

Today at the Heineken Open there was a hotness massacre. I’m really close to not caring about this tournament anymore. Let’s start.

The first victim was Juanqui. I think this was the worse of all. He didn’t even get to play a whole set.  At 3-1, he fell and sprained his right ankle and was forced to retire. Now he seems questionable for the AO. FU, Tennis Gods. There are no pics of this match, so I posted a pic of him with puppies, because it’s cute and it makes me happy. Let’s continue.

Another victim of the massacre, Ferru. Sigh. He lost  75 64 to frenchie Clement.  Again, there are no pics of this match. So I posted an old one. I imagine that Ferru totally looked like this during the match. Next.

Pico lost to Tree in 3 sets, 57 64 63. I’m amazed that none were TB sets. I like Tree but I wanted Pico to win. Whatevs. Again, there were no pics of this match, so I posted a pic of Pico and his eternally hard nipples.

There was also Thomaz. He lost to Kohls,  64 61. At least he won a match on hard-courts and he’s still in doubles.  There were also no pics of this match. So I posted a pic of  Thomaz celebrating  his first ATP title. Good times.

The only one that survived the hotness massacre was Tommy. He beat Greul in 2 TB sets, 76(1) 76(2). Also, this was the only match that had pictures. Well, out of the matches that I care for. There were a grand total of 2 pics and they where horrible. This was the best of the two.  All of the good photographers seem to be in Australia. Pffffff.

Complete Scores: Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Singles – Second Round

[1] T Robredo (ESP) d S Greul (GER) 76(1) 76(2)

A Clement (FRA) d [2] D Ferrer (ESP) 75 64

[Q] M Lammer (SUI) d [3] J Ferrero (ESP) 31 ret. (right ankle sprain)

M Gicquel (FRA) d [4] N Almagro (ESP) 60 63

[5] P Kohlschreiber (GER) d T Bellucci (BRA) 64 61

[6] J Melzer (AUT) d [WC] S Grosjean (FRA) 62 67(5) 76(1)

J Isner (USA) d [7] J Monaco (ARG) 57 64 63

[8] A Montanes (ESP) d [WC] J Statham (NZL) 76(6) 62

Doubles – Quarter-finals

J Brunstrom (SWE) / J Rojer (AHO) d [2] L Dlouhy (CZE) / L Paes (IND) 62 63

[WC] M Daniell (NZL) / H Tecau (ROU) d [3] M Granollers (ESP) / T Robredo (ESP) 36 76(5) 10-8

R Wassen (NED) / H Zeballos (ARG) vs M Melo (BRA) / B Soares (BRA)

T Bellucci (BRA) / A Sa (BRA) d L Arnold Ker (ARG) / J Monaco (ARG) 75 64

OOP: Thursday, January 14, 2010

Some Brazilian Hotness, While We Wait For The Spanish Ones.

The Heineken Open has started in Auckland, New Zealand.  The top 4 seeds are Spanish players Ferru, Tommy, Ferrero and Almagro. That’s some Spanish hotness right there. Well except Almagro, aka Judas, but 3 out 4 is not bad. Not bad at all. Pico and Jezza will make up for that Spanish Fail. What was I saying? Oh, yeah. Only 3 singles matches were played today, so not much to say- except that my boy Thomaz won another match on hard-courts. *surprised*

It’s still a mystery to me why I find Thomaz so hot. Maybe it’s his awesome clay-court skills. That weird nose, those pretty eyes. I just don’t know! Not that I’m complaining or anything.

Complete Scores: Monday, 11 January 2010

Singles – First Round

[6] J Melzer (AUT) d F Fognini (ITA) 57 63 62

[WC] J Statham (NZL) d [WC] D King-Turner (NZL) 62 75

T Bellucci (BRA) d M Chiudinelli (SUI) 63 63

Doubles – First Round

J Brunstrom (SWE) / J Rojer (AHO) d N Almagro (ESP) / D Ferrer (ESP) 46 63 10-5

[WC] M Daniell (NZL) / H Tecau (ROU) d [WC] J Statham (NZL) / M Statham (NZL) 63 62

OOP: Tuesday, January 12, 2010